Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
