he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
When did angry sex become our thing?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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