I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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