So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I wish life had little blips of pornography
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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