I think I am morally bankrupt
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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