he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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