Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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