new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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