Do vagina's smell?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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