There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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