I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
It was confusing and full of hummus
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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