She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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