dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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