We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Less talking, more tequila
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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