Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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