love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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