Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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