The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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