Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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