What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
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Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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