no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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