I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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