You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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