Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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