Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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