the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You ate ashes out of my bong
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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