CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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