porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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