This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Randomize
