we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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