weddingsv make me drug and hornr
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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