no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
The ass gains better be worth it
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