Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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