Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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