No, you can still breathe under the balls.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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