Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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