fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
sex in a hospital.. check
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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