Why are handjobs necessary in class?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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