How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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