Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
