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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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