if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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