and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Where is the hickey?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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