i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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