I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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