its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
there is puke in my bra ... again
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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