69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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