I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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