You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Text me some of your sweat
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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