She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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