sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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