You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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