i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
What a dumb baby whore.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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