Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
