have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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