Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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