is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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